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derbies is where to teams which is nextdoor neighbor cities which is about an hour away.heres what derbies include:                                                                                              

  • players spitting at each other
  • fans throwing bricks and machetes at the other team
  • the ref wearing body armour so he doesnt get kicked in the balls when ipswich start losing
  • managers shooting machine guns at each other
  • and the odd streaker peeing in the away stand

      

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